Today’s Political Boner

Matt Lewis, over at The Daily Caller, thinks that early voting is like premature ejaculation. Or possibly being born prematurely. Or is it like giving birth prematurely? It’s not clear, but whatever it is, it “should be treated with… disdain.” No sympathy allowed, apparently.

Oh, and early voting is also very lonely–not unlike a 30-year old(ish) blogger, sitting in front of his laptop, furiously masturbating to a slideshow of Sarah Palin’s greatest hits. “I think we lose something when we don’t do it together,” he says. I totally agree, Matt, we should all get together and have group… voting.

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